Actual Help Desk Calls!

Steven Thrasher
This poor guy was either writing his thesis or the next great American novel. In either case, he would not have had to make this call if he had taken the time to back up his work. Click the button to play the clip (which I had to edit a lot to make it suitable).

Five Months!
On the first few days of a new job, I had to replace a contract employee. The new guy sat down at the desk and found this recording waiting on the voice mail. Apparently the contractor who left had a few other things going on. His replacement played it for his teammates before they brought it to me, and you can hear them laughing in the background. This poor lady is definitely not happy. Click the button to play the clip (I had to bleep out a healthy portion of this one as well).